*tries to watch a 40 minute episode in 20 minutes at 5am*
I’ve attemped this
Also the same person:
This is the generation that’s supposed to one day take over the world.
He was a skater goat, he said see you later, goat.
he wasn’t good enough to herd
you can tell by the way i walk im a womans man no time to talk
heres to all the kids who have never found their name on anything in a souvenir store
im bawling so hard ryt now
I’m crying forever now bye
There was this skinhead that was harrasing her, and she just walked right up to him and said: "I’m more of a man that you’ll ever be. And more of a woman that you’ll ever get."
Planning a story
Actually writing a story
I think I just tricked a bunch of guys at my work into thinking I’m car savvy.
They were all discussing different types of cars and one of them jokingly asked me what my dream car was.
Naturally, I said a black, ‘67 Chevy Impala.
They all got these really impressed and surprised looks on their faces and started nodding, saying things like “Yeah.” “Nice choice.” “That’s a good one.”
They think I’m a car person now.
Body’s so freakin’ soft
I can’t wait to turn you on
You got me like la la la la la baby
Is how you make me feel baby
I can feel your body flowers
While I’m kissing on your thighs
You got me like la la la la baby
Anticipations so crazy
I’ll be good to you, promise.
While making love to you, promise!
Go to sleep, and when we wake up,
I’ma hit that thing again
im having an out of body experience