do you ever realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a baby and never picked you up again
I told my mom about this and she walked over and picked me up I am a 22 year old adult woman
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today i was in hot topic with my mom and there was a bra with Simba on it so I asked her “want a lion king bra?” she said “why would i?” so I put it in front of my chest and said “hakuna ma tatas” she had to leave the store she was laughing so hard.
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"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills
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when friend’s parents pay for your food and you have to pretend you don’t want them to
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We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.
One nation, under Canada, above Mexico.
with liberty and justice for some
that’s it that’s the country