phosphorescentt:

gillianandersons:

do you ever realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a baby and never picked you up again

I told my mom about this and she walked over and picked me up I am a 22 year old adult woman

(Source: mulders, via thegregariousspeedster)

jesseplnkmvn:

today i was in hot topic with my mom and there was a bra with Simba on it so I asked her “want a lion king bra?” she said “why would i?” so I put it in front of my chest and said “hakuna ma tatas” she had to leave the store she was laughing so hard.

(Source: markkruffalo, via justcallmeinsanity)

flowury:

*wakes you up in the middle of the night* look at this it’s important

(Source: lolgifs.net, via makebelieve-andreveries)

whorecrux-harry:

"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills

(Source: ruinmarks, via luisewebsiteba)

shvnyyy-e:


zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

what the fuck

shvnyyy-e:

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

what the fuck

(via temptresstempest)

uncage-the-night:


I will never not laugh at this

uncage-the-night:

I will never not laugh at this

(Source: to-feel-alive-again, via around-the-technologic-world)

jonasbrothers:

when friend’s parents pay for your food and you have to pretend you don’t want them to

(Source: jonasbrothers, via freewithinboundaries)

donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

(via freewithinboundaries)

gingahninjah:


sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

(Source: blackwithmoreblack, via lilredsunglasses)

my-heaven-has-green-eyes:

toopaletofunction:

staythatswhatimeanttosay:

One nation, under Canada, above Mexico.

with liberty and justice for some 

that’s it that’s the country

(via around-the-technologic-world)

faketual:


Putting a dinosaur does not make up for it Google Chrome

faketual:

Putting a dinosaur does not make up for it Google Chrome

(Source: irenababy, via thebeatenpathisbeatinfast)

Dat beach hair tho. #beach #vacation

Dat beach hair tho. #beach #vacation

Tags: beach vacation

Love me some beach days. #beach

Love me some beach days. #beach

Tags: beach

spoofenshmirtz:

actualjonjafari:

and suddenly from the ashes of the old world rises a familiar face. weird al has returned.

image

(via bananadancing)

hahry:

a venn diagram of the things george washington said not to do and the things america did would be a circle

(via t33ndream)